Funny T-Shirt slogans

Discussion in 'Humour and Debate' started by Saffron, Dec 29, 2008.

  1. Saffron

    Saffron Forum Spice

    Was at a Christmas party and one of the guys had this T-Shirt:

    "I'm what Willis was talkin' about!"

    Reminded me of the T-Shirts with:

    "I killed Laura Palmer" on them.


    So, post the funny T-Shirt slogans you have seen here.
  2. db1986

    db1986 Super Moderator

    I've got a t-shirt that says "100% Satisfaction Guaranteed"

    On the back it says "or your money back" :razz:

    That made me lol, so I bought it :biggrin:
  3. Danfish

    Danfish New Member

    "I was with stupid, now I've lost him. Please help."
  4. Illusia

    Illusia New Member

    I've liked the one my daughter had when little.

    "You think I'm cute? You should see my parents!"

    That's translation from finnish. Also my hubby has a good one:

    Used to be washboard
    nowadays washball.

    Translated as well, maybe someone could give a better translation. :)
  5. db1986

    db1986 Super Moderator

    I saw a little boy today in Sainsbury's wearing a t-shirt saying "My sister did it" :biggrin:

    Last edited: Feb 3, 2009
  6. Nyna

    Nyna New Member

    There are some funny ones on this site

    including a baby onesie that says "I only cry when ugly people hold me!" I thought that one was great!

    Another good site is

    Also not necesarilly funny shirts though I am sure there are funny ones. But a great site!
  7. flyashy

    flyashy New Member

    haha the slogan in the pic is hilarious..!
  8. Rococo

    Rococo Member

    I have a shirt that reads "Veggie burgers taste better with bacon!" and i only wear it on days when i know im going to see my vegetarian friends to make them angry, i find their facial expressions quite amusing even though i respect them for making the choice to be a vegetarian in the first place, but it's all in good fun.

    and yes i know what you're thinking.. what hole did rococo come out of she's been gone a while.. i've been busy with school and stuff but im sure ill be popping in a bit more often :)
  9. gingie1

    gingie1 New Member

    similar to the baby Tshirt

    I saw a baby one which said

    ' all daddy wanted was a blow job '

  10. Tobester

    Tobester New Member

    For the easily offended:
    Last edited: Jan 5, 2009
  11. db1986

    db1986 Super Moderator

    In really small writing across a lady's top:

    "If you can read this get your face off my t♥ts"
  12. elfy

    elfy Little Spoon

    My fave one was worn by an old guy all dressed in black...
    "Sad Old Goth"
    muahahahahah :razz:
  13. Deadlock

    Deadlock Pacmonster

    One I wanted to get my wife (rather big boobs) said

    "My Tits Are Deaf"

    due to all the men who spoke to her, looking at them instead of her face. She wouldn't have it though. Shame...
  14. mark84

    mark84 New Member

    lol deadlock, that'd have rocked!
    I just got this slightly rude t-shirt especially for loaning it up on valentines, boo to couples!:twisted:
  15. db1986

    db1986 Super Moderator

    Heh, I've seen that one before. There are loads of these slightly offensive t-shirts floating around.

    So you won't want to join our Valentine Competition then mark? :razz:
  16. mark84

    mark84 New Member

    haha good guess DB! ;)
  17. grgo69

    grgo69 New Member

  18. Li1acWine

    Li1acWine New Member

    I majored in Attitude and got an A+
  19. Novak

    Novak Active Member

    I drew a dick on iSketch and all I got was this lousy block.
  20. Jmac

    Jmac New Member

    I was on a business trip in vegas a couple months ago and saw one that said:
    "What happens in Vegas, stays on facebook"

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