Anti-jokes

Discussion in 'Humour and Debate' started by Peter, Jul 16, 2013.

  1. Peter

    Peter Administrator

    How about an anti-joke thread?


    What's green and looks like a bucket?
    A green bucket.
     
  2. Banana.

    Banana. New Member

    Haha! That was so
    LAMEEE :disapprove:
     
  3. SoulAngel

    SoulAngel Active Member

    If so, it would be a

    lame bucket

    But clearly it was

    green

    :lol:


    What do you call a cat who ate a duck?

    A duck-filled-fatty-puss
     
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  4. TempusFugit

    TempusFugit <i>Forum Clock</i>

    :lol: Banana! I concur!



    What's green, got six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?



    A snooker table

    Thankyouverymuch....
     
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  5. Rood

    Rood Active Member

    What's brown and sticky? :razz:

    A stick!
     
  6. Alessadri

    Alessadri Forum Skull

    These are a few that I have come across recently:

    Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
    He got hit by a bus.

    How do you make a clown cry?
    You kill his family.

    If you take every single elephant in the world and laid them end to end in space
    they will all die.

    Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Dave.
    Dave who?
    Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

    And finally, a dyslexic man walks into a bra.
     
  7. SoulAngel

    SoulAngel Active Member

    Ahah! You have the same problem I had - before I deleted the post because I thought Is was totally dense!

    More than one spoiler in the same post, doesn't work :sad:

    At least now I know I'm not totally dense! :lol:
     
  8. Alessadri

    Alessadri Forum Skull

    The spoiler issue has been around for years, I am more surprised that even one is working - you can view the hidden content using the Quote button. Besides, this will get Peter's attention on the issue.

    To keep with the thread:

    A horse walks into a bar.
    The bartender calls Animal Control.

    Two priests walk into a bar.
    The third one ducks.
     
  9. Peter

    Peter Administrator

    Haha, there's some good ones in here :)

    Fixed the spoiler problem :) Glad to say it wasn't my code. Any other bugs please raise in the feedback forum.
     
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  10. db1986

    db1986 Super Moderator

    What's pink and fluffy?

    Pink fluff :xD:
     
  11. Rood

    Rood Active Member

    A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just gnores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.
     
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  12. TempusFugit

    TempusFugit <i>Forum Clock</i>

    What's ET short for?



    Because he's only got little legs. :razz:


    Two parrots on a perch. One says to the other....



    "Can you smell fish?"


    Souly - I hope you don't mind but I just had to undelete your post! The spoilers are now working (thank you Peter) but they seriously had me in stitches :lol:
     
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  13. Rood

    Rood Active Member

    Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

    He uses the finest ingredients.
     

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